Oatmeal Creme Pies: the cereal you’ve been waiting for, or just another bore?

Another cereal you never thought would be created or was needed is now available, thanks to Kellog’s. The fat kid in me says I should love this cereal even before I try it (I ate so many Oatmeal Creme Pies as a kid that it totally makes sense why I was a fat kid). But I learned a few years ago Oatmeal Creme Pies aren’t just for chubby kid Joe. Apparently, they help fuel championships, as Alabama coach Nick Saban eats two Oatmeal Creme Pies each day for breakfast. So maybe he’s the reason behind this cereal? Let’s find out how a chewy delicious snack translates into a cereal.

Aesthetics

Packaging first: it’s Americana printed on cardboard with all the Little Debbie branding you’d expect and have come to know. I give credit to Kellog’s for clearly setting expectations with the contrasting images of the original snack next to the pieces of cereal. Because let’s be honest, the cereal looks nothing like a cookie, but instead looks more like a bowl of… but hold on to jumping to conclusions. 

Snackability

As a dry cereal snack, it’s not too bad. The pieces are a little big, so it may not be for small children to snack on. Think of this cereal thick Cheerios in texture and crunch. The only downside of eating the cereal dry is the light creme coating. It’s not as heavy of a coating as what was on the powdered donettes cereal, but it’s still enough to need a napkin or wet wipe on hand.

Structural Integrity

As mentioned in the above category, the cereal pieces are thick. When pouring the cereal into a bowl, it’s like a child dumping their rock collection into an empty ice cream bucket. But, the cereal is deceiving. Once you pour milk on it (or maybe you’re one of those people who pour milk first then cereal), the light, puffy cereal absorbs milk rather fast. If you’re a person who enjoys a satisfying crunch of cereal in each bite, my recommendation is not to let this cereal wade in milk for too long.

Cereal Concept

I have to be honest, of all the whacky cereals I’ve encountered over the past year or so, this is one I would not have thought of. So I give applause to thinking outside the 2×4 looking Little Debbie box and developing a cereal around a timeless snack. Then again, I could be completely biased because of my love for the original snack, but who cares. This is my blog and review. 

Flavor

Rather subdued aroma when opening the bag. You get a slight creme flavor from the creme powder coating that seems activated by milk, but it’s nothing distinct. You also taste a smattering of molasses, cinnamon and nutmeg to provide a little spice to the sweetness.

If I were to really simplify it, I’d describe it as thick Honey Nut Cheerios with powdered sugar dusting

Final Thoughts

Like many novels cereals that create something based off inspiration, this cereal doesn’t taste like a standard Oatmeal Creme Pie, and that probably shouldn’t be expected. However, it’s not a terrible cereal either and is one that I could eat again. So if you temper your expectations and enjoy the ride of novelty then this cereal will do you just fine and ….BAGELS! It looks like a bowl of bagels. That’s what I was thinking of earlier in the review that started with “B.”

Is there a Little Debbie snack you would have rather had made into a cereal than Oatmeal Creme Pies?

 

Having a go at Eggo cereal

Guess who’s back back again? Guess who’s back, tell a friend. Guess who’s back, guess who’s back, Eggo’s back. After a seven year hiatus, Kellogg’s brought back Eggo cereal in November 2019. Eggo cereal was originally sold between 2006 – 2012. It should come as no surprise for this cereal to come back when it did, in a time where novelty and nostalgia cereals are reach their peak in popularity. But other than the nostalgia, how satisfying is its return?

Aesthetics

Just to be clear, this is mac and cheese, but I wouldn’t be made if they made a cereal based off this.

Eggo cereal excels in its appearance. The look of the box is as consistent as a box of its frozen waffle namesake. Diving into the bag the pieces of cereal look like little waffles. If that doesn’t paint a clear enough picture for you, let me try this. Imagine a Ritz cracker had a love child with Honeycomb cereal. I also couldn’t help but look down at the bowl of cereal without thinking the shape reminded me of something from my childhood, but I couldn’t quite figure it out. Then it hit me. Wagon wheel mac and cheese!

Snackability

I had high hopes for this cereal’s snackability and let me tell you it only somewhat disappointed. For being small and dense, airy and not hard to bite into. The crunch is satisfying and the morsels are a perfect size (think Corn Pops), but the flavor of it is just so-so, which we’ll get into more in under the Flavor category.

Structural Integrity

I was surprised by how well the cereal held up in milk. With my non-scientific measurement of using the stopwatch function on my phone, the cereal still held some crunch after 8 minutes in milk.

Cereal Concept

The concept obviously isn’t new, since Eggo cereal was on shelves back in 2012. Also, Post Cereals had it’s counterpart in Waffle Crisp until it was discontinued in August. 2018. The timing of Waffle Crisp’s demise was capitalized on by Kellogg’s. So, while it meets the demands of nostalgia, I can’t say it’s an original, groundbreaking concept.

Flavor

Beyond the bright yellow Eggo box that instills happiness (I’m not sure how they do the wizardry they do, but the packaging just makes me smile), you’re greeted with a strong scent of maple flavoring. However, that’s where the flavors, notes, tastes or whatever else you want to call it, ends. When you add milk, it dilutes the flavor even more, so you’re left with a sweet morsel, but not so much of the maple flavor. Also, I was hoping the cereal would have a savory butter flavor, but alas no luck. 

Final Thoughts

I’ve long been a fan of Eggo waffles, ever since I was a kid. The idea of a cereal under the same brand excited me, but what I got was a bowl filled of lackluster cereal. Don’t get me wrong, it’s good, but it’s just not great, and that’s probably due to me having higher expectations. If you want to try this version of the cereal or their blueberry Eggo Waffle cereal then be my guest. I’d be happy to hear what you think of it. But for me, I think I’ll just stick to my frozen, homestyle Eggo Waffles.