ICEE cereal packs the flavor minus the brain freeze

 

Kellogg’s continues to pump out novelty cereals. This time, it’s a berry-flavored cereal inspired by the childhood classic cool beverage, the ICEE. So, is this cereal everything we love about ICEE minus the brain freeze and brightly red or blue tongue? In short, sort of.

But before we dive into the cereal review, let’s take a look at the history of ICEE. (don’t say you never learned anything by reading these reviews)

The ICEE company was started in 1967 in Los Angeles and after some acquisitions and expansion, it has since grown to be the No. 1 frozen beverage brand worldwide.

Good question. I don’t know, but I figured it’d stretch this review out a little longer. Now, let’s grab our spoons and dig into this cereal.

Aesthetics

Upon opening the bag, you definitely will get a strong whiff of the cherry and blue raspberry, the OG ICEE flavors. As you can see from the photo, the cereal is more pink and pale blue than red and blue raspberry. Otherwise, just your typical bag of small puff cereal. The packaging did make me want to go to a movie theater and settle in with an ICEE though.

Snackability

I was pleasantly surprised that I think I enjoy this cereal dry than in milk. The small puffs easily fill the palm of your hand so you can toss them back in your mouth hole. It’s certainly sweet though, so it’s good for a quick sweet fix, but I wouldn’t do more than a couple scoops.

Structural Integrity

The pieces were not as airy as I expected, as if you were eating Kix, but at the same time they were not as crunchy as a Crunchberry. I’d describe the ICEE cereal as more like a Cocoa Puff in structure but with a berry flavor.

Because of this, after a minute, you will find the morsels starting to get soggy. After about 5 minutes, the exterior of the cereal was a little mushy, like an outer layer while the center of the cereal still had a slight crunch.

Flavor

You will certainly taste the cherry and blue raspberry as promised on the box, but the strength of those flavors dissipates once milk is added, compared to eating the cereal dry.

The cereal box also has the written claims that you will “feel the freeze” and that it “cools your mouth as you eat.” I thought to myself, “Of course, it cools your mouth as you eat because you’re using cold milk. Only an animal would use room-temperature milk.”

After first trying the cereal dry, I did feel a unique sensation coating my tongue. It’s hard to explain, but maybe it has to do with the ingredient that is supposed to help cool your mouth with each bite. According to the ICEE promotional copy, the new cereal utilizes an innovative ingredient that cools your mouth as you eat, imitating the familiar sip of a cold ICEE beverage.

Cereal Concept

I will always be a fan of trying to make cereal out of something nostalgic. It does prove a point that if you can make cereal based on a foamy beverage, we can easily make cereal based on other drinks. What about a LaCroix cereal or Jarritos cereal? The possibilities are only limited by your imagination.

Final Thoughts

Overall, I didn’t hate ICEE cereal. It’s not something I’d buy or eat regularly, given so many other options. However, I do tend to lean more toward sweet and berry-flavored cereal over chocolate ones.

While the cereal is supposed to cool your mouth with each bite, it just doesn’t satisfy the missing feeling of the rush you get when not knowing when that brain freeze is going to hit you when drinking an actual ICEE. I just don’t recommend an ICEE with a bowl of ICEE cereal though, unless you really are feeling frisky. Then by all means you do you and please report back, because I want to know what that combination tasted like and I also want to make sure you’re okay.

 

Is Nutty Buddy cereal a bust?

Kellogg’s and Little Debbie have collaborated again to turn a childhood snack into cereal form. In addition to Oatmeal Creme Pies and Cosmic Brownies, the brands have concocted a Nutty Buddy cereal.

When opening the box and cereal bag, you definitely can smell a scent that reminds me of some sort of latte I’ve ordered. But the question we’re left with is whether or not it is executed well, so let’s find out.

Aesthetics

I’m mainly giving it four spoons because I’m a sucker for bright, vibrant colors on the packaging and it excellently replicates the classic Nutty Buddy snack box branding. The one thing I was leery about was the shape of the cereal pieces because they don’t exactly look like the chocolate and peanut butter wafer bars that we’ve grown accustomed to. The more I stared at the cereal the more I couldn’t decide if they looked like mini bread loaves or dry dog kibble.

Snackability

As mentioned above, the large cereal pieces make it difficult for easy snackability, but at least the pieces are light and aren’t dense, so they’re easily chewable, just as long as you aren’t stuffing more than a couple pieces in at a time. But for me, good snackability is being able to grab a handful of cereal and toss it in your mouth without worrying if you are going to choke or hurt your mouth or jaw. I’m not about to try and look like a squirrel who is loading up my mouth in preparation for winter.

Structural Integrity

You’re going to notice a theme here, as one of the cereal’s missteps is the size of the morsels. The large loaf-like blocks start to absorb milk relatively quickly due to how light they are, so after a few bites, you’ll notice less of a crunch, especially the pieces at the bottom.

Cereal Concept

I will always applaud the attempt of trying to turn unhealthy snacks into unhealthy cereal (I’m still waiting for Little Debbie Christmas Tree snack cake cereal). While the intention was good at trying to sucker me into nostalgia and curiosity, I still can’t get past the size of the cereal.

Flavor

I don’t give out half spoons, otherwise, I would give this category 2.5 spoons. While I mentioned earlier about the smell of the cereal when I opened the bag, the smell doesn’t translate to a strong flavor. Eating the cereal dry, it’s not as chocolate-tasting as I was imagining. From my experience, chocolate-flavored cereal usually tastes like cocoa powder, but this is much more subtle. However, I could definitely taste the hint of a peanut butter wafer. Overall, this was one of the times when I wished the chocolate cereal tasted a little stronger because the flavor only lessens in milk.

Final Thoughts

Of the Little Debbie cereals I’ve had so far, this is probably the less offensive to the tastebuds. It’s a pretty neutral ride from the first bite to the last.

If you haven’t guessed by now, assuming you’ve made it this far into the review and didn’t quit reading, the biggest issue I have is how large the cereal pieces are.

If I was choosing the original snack vs. a cereal made to replicate the snack for breakfast, I’d rather just rip open a Nutty Buddy pack and have them for breakfast because I’m an adult and can make my own choices (even if they’re not the most nutritious)

Bonus Section: Food for Thought

Did you know that Nutty Bars first hit grocery shelves in 1964?

And now let’s address the elephant in the room.

Now known as Nutty Buddy, the name changed to that after decades of being Nutty Bars, around 2016.

 

Oops, is there drama with Llama Loops?

Hello everyone! Kayla here.  Otherwise known as Special KK. Coworker of Joe, fellow cereal lover/guest blogger and mom of two boys who eat a ridiculous amount of cereal.

In January, Joe breezed around my cubicle wall and gifted me with a box of Llama Loops. Might have been January of 2019. It’s all run together. In fairness, he didn’t give me a deadline.

Why is Lllama Loops the perfect cereal for me?

Because I have previous experiencing feeding an alpaca a carrot with my mouth.

Also I love novelty. And llamas are way in right now. So review this pink sugary treat? No prob-llama.

Aesthetics

The box is rainbow colored perfection. The artwork is llamazing (yeah, I’m just getting started here) and the back is full of fun facts. Did you know llamas have three stomach compartments? You do now.

HOWEVER. The box promises “glittery sparkles.”

THERE ARE NO GLITTERY SPARKLES. And if you remember Joe’s Caticorn review, this is a false promise we have seen before from the cereal industry. I’m filing a complaint with Capt’n Crunch.

Also.  Another major missed opportunity. Why the heck isn’t it Llama Lloops?

Here’s what the cereal looks like. I borrowed this picture from the internet.

Because I originally took  my pictures for this review during the worst of the beginning of the COVID crash.  So I forgot to take a picture of it in the bowl.

Llawkward.

Snackability

If you need a sugar rush, a handful of Llama Loops alpacas a sugary punch.

When it comes to snacking, I like a cereal that boasts a variety of shapes and textures instead of something as uniform as Llama Loops.  So. Sort of llame. But not a major drawback.

Structural Integrity

When it comes to holding its own in milk, there’s no drama with Llama Loops. These little pink life preservers won’t get soggy on you. And they have a satisfying crunch.

Cereal Concept

If you llove llamas, don’t walk past the box. The product is fine. But that’s not what really matters here, right?  It will make you smile.  And we all need that right now.  Spit happens.  But not with cartoon llamas.

Flavor

This is essentially Apple Jacks, only with the label of indiscriminate “fruit” flavor as opposed to “berry” flavor (Caticorn) or “marshmallow” flavor (Peeps). In other words, we’ve seen this before. My llama didn’t raise a fool!  And while we’re on to you, Kellogg’s, we don’t care if you’re just changing the artificial flavor and the packaging. At least you’re giving us new and novel options, clever packaging and material for many blogs to come.


Final Thoughts

This box was fun wool it llasted. And while the cereal itself is pretty standard, it was still pretty tasty. If you’re into llamas, or if you know someone who is, let me know and alpaca this into your shopping cart. In times when it feels like the alpacalypse is around the corner, go ahead and let Llama Loops llight up your llife.

 

How Does Baby Shark Cereal Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo?

Just when you thought cereal makers jumped the shark on creating wacky-themed cereals, Kellog’s says “hold my milk,” and releases its limited edition Baby Shark cereal. The cereal, based on the worst ear worm song imaginable, is released in a two-box pack at Sam’s Club and promises berry fin-tastic flavor. So is this cereal as catchy as its namesake song or is it dead in the water?

Aesthetics

We’re taught at a young age never to judge a book by its cover, so I suppose the same should be said about cereal boxes, right? I’ll hand it to Kellog’s. The box and packaging of Baby Shark cereal is eye catching and appealing to the targeted demographic (present company excluded, of course). If you’re a parent of a toddler and roll past this in the store, I’m sure you’ll have it in your cart in no time. Point in case, look at my friend’s son in the photo below when he was first introduced to the cereal.

Baby Shark earns the Nathan stamp of approval. It’s like Oprah’s Book Club sticker, but more meaningful.

The packaging is the peak of the aesthetic appeal. The cereal itself should remind you of another Kellog’s offering, Fruit Loops. However, it’s berry flavored, has some speckles on it and mixes in round marshmallows. Speaking of which, I think Kellog’s really missed the opportunity to incorporate shark fin shaped marshmallows.

Snackability

While it won’t wow you, the snackability of Baby Shark cereal won’t hurt you either. I’m a fan of Fruit Loops as a car ride snack on occasion, so this is really no different, other than tasting the occasional marshmallow in a bite. Would it be my first choice for a dry cereal snack? No. But there are far worse out there.

Structural Integrity

We’ve reached the weakest category for Baby Shark cereal. If you’ve eaten enough Fruit Loops in your life, you know the structural integrity of it as soon as it rests in a bowl of milk soon fades. The marshmallows soon get soggy too, leaving an undesirable texture in your mouth. And when it comes to cereals like this or Fruit Loops or any similar, there’s nothing worse than a soggy “O” ring to ruin your breakfast.

Cereal Concept

I give Baby Shark cereal three spoons for concept. If nothing else, they get that rating based on being smart enough to take the same cereal and repackage it under a different theme. Case-in-point, if you look at the Baby Shark cereal and it resembles something you’ve seen lately, you’re not alone (and no, I’m not talking Fruit Loops here). Do you remember around Easter when Kellog’s released its Peeps cereal? You can read that review here. Look at the bowl of Peeps cereal below and tell me it doesn’t look just like Baby Shark cereal.

Flavor

When you first open the box of Baby Shark cereal, you instantly know what the flavor is going to be – berry, which they promote on the box. Combine that with the sweetness and chewiness of the white marshmallows that resemble dinner mints and it’s a recipe for a spoonful of sugar. While it’s not too bad, I wouldn’t suggest eating copious amounts of Baby Shark cereal in one sitting, otherwise that filling you had on your second molar may be aching.

Final Thoughts

Baby Shark swims into stores, riding the wave of popularity of an annoying children’s song, hoping to capitalize on that and the cartoonish packaging. Well done, Kellog’s, well done indeed. If you have toddlers, you undoubtedly will have a box of this cereal at the house at one point or another. Side note: I wonder what would happen if you replaced the cereal in this box with a different, “healthier,” option. Would the kids really know the difference or care, just as long as it came from this particular fun box? Someone do that and report back. Inquisitive minds want to know.

Besides the fun branding, the cereal itself is nothing all that groundbreaking or impressive. It’s basically berry-flavored Fruit Loops, or as I mentioned earlier, repackaged Peeps cereal. The cereal isn’t for me, then again I don’t think Baby Shark cereal’s target demographic is 37.5-year-old men. (the things I do for science and for this blog to help others. smh)

 

 

Peep This Cereal Review

If you know me, you know I have a strong disdain for Peeps –the little, puffy marshmallow pile of hot garbage. So, when there was a Peeps cereal created, people began asking/tagging me about a review. Because I’m a man of high character, I had to do what was right –skip the review and find a proxy. Enter the Peeps cereal review tribute, Kayla.

Hi there! Joe’s coworker Kayla here, or for the purposes of this blog, you can just call me Special KayKay. What are my qualifications? I’m the mother of two elementary school boys. We go through roughly eight boxes of cereal a week. Also, I’m constantly starving at work, so I frequently stop by Joe’s desk to munch on the crumbs of Caticorn, Chicken and Waffles or whatever else he’s naïve enough to leave unattended.  I’m perfect for this current review because I’m a sucker for novelty foods (name a Coca-Cola flavor and I’ve tried it, probably with rum), and I have strong opinions about Easter-themed food. I am strongly PRO black jelly bean. (Joe here, I have to interject after that black jelly bean statement and say that’s gross. Maybe I made a mistake entrusting Kay Kay? Maybe she’ll redeem herself? Let’s keep reading to find out.)

When it comes to the sugary sweet season of marshmallowy awesomeness, you might as well call me Little Bo Peep. Now let’s get on with the Peep Show.

Aesthetics

If you have kids, good luck getting past the cereal aisle without them spying this brightly colored box. It’s as festive as an Easter bonnet with a consistent color palette of yellow, hot pink and blue both inside and outside the box. The cereal itself looks like smaller

Froot Loops dotted with round white marshmallows (by the way It was only recently that I realized that it wasn’t actually marshmEllows. Mind blown!)

I get the impression the circular marshmallows are supposed to represent eggs (it is that time of year), but I would imagine their manufacture is less complicated than an ovoid. That’s a real word.

The colorful Os are dotted with something white. One of the greatest things about a Peep is its appearance. The cereal version doesn’t quite live up.

Snackability

When you first open the box of Peeps, the artificially, sugary marshmallow aroma is almost overwhelming. It’s like a cheap knockoff of one of Strawberry Shortcake’s friends. 

The box boasts it is “Marshmallow Flavored Cereal” and it’s not a lie. It looks like it should taste fruity. Don’t be fooled. It tastes like crunchy marshmallow things paired with chewy marshmallow things (these are ACTUAL marshmallows) with a dusting of marshmallow. I was a little disappointed. The little marshmallows taste similar to Lucky Charms. I wouldn’t recommend you snack on them with dental work. But yet I enjoyed it more every time I grabbed a handful. I couldn’t stop shoving it into my Peephole.

Structural Integrity

This is a novelty cereal. You get the idea right away that WAY more thought when into the concept and marketing than the actual product inside the box. Despite that, Peeps holds up remarkably well in milk! The texture of the marshmallows (why isn’t it spelled marshmellows?!) is much better in milk. And much like an actual Peep left unwrapped for more than 20 minutes, the O-shapes maintain an impressive state of rigidity. I can’t speak to the quality of the cereal milk. That grosses me out. The only time I want food floating in my beverage is when it’s a lime in my margarita.

Cereal Concept

Peeps used to be around just for Easter. That’s one of the things that made them so much fun. Now there are holiday versions for Valentine’s Day, Halloween and even Christmas. How else could they cash in on the stretchy concoction’s Peep-ularity? Ah yes, cereal. It works. I couldn’t resist it and since it’s only available in a family-sized box, you better hope you like it if it’s an impulse buy. It’s adorable. There’s also a Candyland-like board game on the back, complete with some Easter punnies, such as “I’m a real Peep-le person.” I’m a mom who loves dad jokes, so I’m all in on the box.

Flavor

Peeps has more marshmallow flavor than the Stay Puft marshmallow man at a Girl Scouts campfire cookout.

Despite the lack of variety, it’s not overly sweet once you get past the initial fragrance. I went back to add more to my bowl on more than one occasion (cause no WAY I’m drinking the cereal milk) and my kids put down two bowls at every sitting. My oldest, Thomas, is definitely a fan. I guess you could call him a Peeping Tom.

Final Thoughts

It’s been a long winter and Peeps hatched at just the right time to fill our bowls with something bright and fun. It’s all about the novelty, but the contents of that candy-colored box could definitely be worse. No need to keep it around for more than the Easter season, but if you’re on the hunt for some Peep thrills, pop some in your basket.

Is Caticorn the Purrfect Cereal?

Yes, I ate my cereal out of a food storage container this morning, because all my other bowls were dirty. Don’t judge me!

Did you ever wonder what would happen if you crossed a cat with a unicorn and then derived Caticorn names from that? Me neither, but here I am, Sassy Snuggle Puss. Caticorn is the latest limited edition cereal by Kellog’s, and is exclusively available at Sam’s Club. Is Caticorn ceral purrfect, or is it just a marketing ploy? Let’s dig into the review, right…

Aesthetics

The packaging of the cereal is where Caticorn really shines and is definitely the cat’s meow. (that’s still a saying used by cool kids, right?) The vibrant purple box adorned with sparkles and a rainbow with a cartoon Caticorn that looks straight out of a new-age cartoon is attention-grabbing. But wait, there’s more. On the back of the box is a where they encourage you to color your very own Caticorn. If that wasn’t enough, the side of the box includes an index of how to determine your Caticorn name. As for the cereal itself, it’s basically the same size and texture as what you’d expect from Fruit Loops or Apple Jacks, which makes sense since both are also Kellog’s products. If you take anything away from this review, just know this: Caticorn cereal is basically the illegitimate child of Fruit Loops and Apple Jacks.

Snackability

Caticorn cereal is a pretty good choice if you enjoy a handful of dry cereal every now and then. It has a hint of sweet berry flavor (think Franken Berry) with the right amount of crunch. However, push-come-to-shove, I’m taking Fruit Loops or Apple Jacks dry over these.

Structural Integrity

The structural integrity of this cereal in milk is where Caticorn fails. I’m not sure if the cereal is fluffier than others, but it seems to absorb and take on the milk faster than the ship in the Titanic movie took on water.

Side note, I still don’t understand why Jack was hanging on the door in the frigid water. There was enough room on that door for him and Rose both and we know the door would have floated if they had used their lifejackets underneath the door. But I digress. Fruit Loops and Apple Jacks have the same issue with becoming soggy in milk faster than most cereals, but Caticorn seems to take it up a notch.

Cereal Concept

I’m ranking the concept as four spoons, because the fact you can come up with a cereal based off a Caticorn and get people to buy it deserves some credit. As for the rest of the cereal concept, it’s nothing fancy. Just standard flavored rings that float in your cereal bowl.

Flavor

The taste of Caticorn cereal isn’t bad. You get the whiff of its berry flavor right when you open the pouch of cereal, but it’s not overpowering and doesn’t taste too sweet, at least to me. To me, it tastes like an artificial strawberry flavor when you eat the cereal. I was able to eat two bowls of it without a problem, but the after taste it leaves in your mouth sticks with you for a bit, if you don’t brush your teeth right away or chew some gum.

Final Thoughts

Caticorn is a novelty cereal at best. The cereal itself isn’t groundbreaking and isn’t new tasting. Where the cereal shines is in the packaging, name and the overall fun idea of it. The cereal was fun enough that I was able to get a few coworkers on board with using their Caticorn names on their cubicle nameplates. However, the thing I am most disappointed with about the cereal is that the box promotes the cereal to have “glittery sparkles.” The cereal had specks of color, but it certainly didn’t glitter, shimmer or shine.

What are your thoughts on Caticorn cereal? Is it too weird, or would you give it a try? Thanks for stopping by the Cereal Aisle!

*Note: no cats or unicorns were harmed in the making of the cereal or its review.